The tipping point between minimal and pointless, @tommorris, was where you said "with no features". Simplicity can be underrated!
http://polaroiderizer.com now comes with a fullscreen mode (for @mahemoff) and an improvement to the input box affordance (for @libbymiller)
Sinking under the frothy nonsense of SOAP. Lots of unseen 'magic' going on here. Yearning to just use the Web. Advice from @enterprisey?