Shucks! Thanks @fivesimplesteps! I think you must just enjoy a cheap laugh, you filthy lot. https://twitter.com/fivesimplesteps/status/672064207072849921
So many ridiculous Christmas jumpers, so little time. Choosing my festive apparel carefully for @comedyincrown at @CrownStA next week.
And if anyone thinks that the *santa*™ brand book just magically appears without effort... behold the graft: http://quietroom.co.uk/discuss/santa-brand-video/
Embracing the magic of Christmas by understanding the essence and mission of "brand *Santa*" http://www.quietroom.co.uk/santa_brandbook/
Significantly miffed that I'll be missing @MKGeekNight on Thursday. It looks like it will be a peach. http://mkgeeknight.co.uk
@jaffathecake @AndyDavies If they do well, I guess you'd to find a new term. Try-fi? Cry-fi? Shy-fi? Bye-fi? Wi-try? Bye-bye? #pleasestopme
@jaffathecake I think @rupertmurdoch was just thrashing around in search of a haiku.
Worried for America if it doesn't democratically unite to emphatically tell @realDonaldTrump to sit down & shut up. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34903577
Calls to ban end-to-end encryption in order to "increase security" are utterly ill-informed. We must reject them. http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/nov/23/apple-google-microsoft-weakening-encryption-back-doors?CMP=twt_a-technology_b-gdntech
RT @OFalafel: How to make your own realistic talking Donald Trump puppet https://vine.co/v/iu5M16U3FUD
@k_macquarrie True. But it's the things he says that make him so very hilarious/terrifying.