@sanderkuypers Thank you! Perfectly judged and perfectly timed!
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Nothing says "happy birthday" like 2 hour train delays followed by a bus replacement on your morning commute. Fanks Universe!
@heydonworks Also excellent.
Phil Hawksworth
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"Liar liar, Pence on fire" is too good of a phrase not to hear everywhere. https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/834505527354875909
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@comedyincrown @leeveewuh I promise NOTHING.
@_munter_ Brilliant!
Phil Hawksworth
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Mind blown (as advertised) #clickbaitcomics https://twitter.com/bruised_blood/status/833619215739453440
@DanielBaird @alicebartlett The manufacturing process for Fairy Liquid is genuinely upsetting. #PrayForTinkerbelll
Phil Hawksworth
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*That press conference* seemed laughably shambolic, but there are more serious undertones. https://twitter.com/RoguePOTUSStaff/status/832404721667338241
@bruised_blood Fingers crossed for more zany prime minister dancing from Hugh Grant.
Phil Hawksworth
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Questions in this survey seem designed to generate skewed evidence to support Trump's gripes. Add your own views! https://action.donaldjtrump.com/mainstream-media-accountability-survey/
@seb_ly We need so much more of this kind of response to the constant fictions spilling out of this man..
@leeveewuh @comedyincrown That was intended to be used as part of your personal collection only...
Ok... I'll set up a standing order.
Ok... I'll set up a standing order.
Phil Hawksworth
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"That fact became unsustainable"
Translation: "It was bullshit, and I can no longer convince people otherwise"
Translation: "It was bullshit, and I can no longer convince people otherwise"
Phil Hawksworth
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RT @ServerlessAMS: Direct-to-S3 #serverless file uploads
— @Netlify
https://www.netlify.com/blog/2016/11/17/serverless-file-uploads/
— @Netlify
https://www.netlify.com/blog/2016/11/17/serverless-file-uploads/
Phil Hawksworth
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Bring it! #free #openmic #comedy tonight at 8pm: https://www.comedyinthecrown.com/on/2017-02-14 https://twitter.com/comedyincrown/status/831414742778535938
@isaach YES! Possibly with an accidental head butt on the way down.
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I suppose that explains the unfortunate Midas-esque interior decorating at trump tower. https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/831330965037383681
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Phil Hawksworth
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This cast together in an @Aiannucci project? Are you kidding? Where do I send my money?! http://variety.com/2017/film/global/berlinale-armando-iannucci-death-of-stalin-hot-title-gaumont-1201985612/