Elderly neighbour: Can you get me some shopping and come for a chat?
Me: Sure, but it will need to be in the morning. I work a bit late.
Neighbour: What is it you do anyway?
Me: *waves hands and says something about the internet*
Neighbour: And they actually pay you for that?
My tweets and posts live here on my own domain these days.
You can explore them here and follow me on Mastodon instead of Twitter where I'm not currently active.