@Xewl @jlengstorf @iChris @Tzmanics Hey, I certainly didn't mean to for this to be upsetting for anyone.
I'm rapidly thinning myself (hair only, alas), and tease @jlengstorf because I adore him. Also, this is the only item I could think of to put on the list of things he can't do.
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